my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud